Hello, for the third time tonight. I would like to complete the trifecta of dreams that I've started, mainly to appease my professor who has decided that I'm a good trinitarian for dropping three things in a row today in class. However that's neither higgledy nor piggledy. Enjoy:


I started out in the Amazon Rain Forest in South America, looking up at a gigantic pyramid. This wasn't an Aztec pyramid though, it was an Egyptian pyramid. I looked down to the ground to see a massive construction zone that was at the base of the pyramid. It looked like something out of a movie. I was in awe of the site, and strangely enough this was the largest, most extensive Egyptian archaeological site in the world. There was a "tour guide" you could say. He was giving us an orientation on the site before we went in and started excavations; I should mention that there were a lot ofother archaeologists there. Then, the tour guide guy picked up a stone box that had some little stones in it. He told us that we could take whatever we wanted, as long as it didn't have Cuneiform inscriptions on it, which told us that we couldn't take the things. Completely bizarre, Cuneiform on Egyptian relics in the middle of South America. Either way, I continued to rummage through the ancient trinkets, and i found some little lemon-drop-looking stones that I wanted, but I didn't realize that they had the inscriptions on them until I had taken them to my tent, or wherever I was set up.
Somehow, I ended up getting chased by the world's military force, so I flew myself to the moon, thinking that thy wouldn't follow me there. When I got there, I landed in a crater that was about the size of a racquetball court. It had a stage in it, and on the stage was an old run down military jeep. There was also a bunker on the wall of the crater, much like one at Normandy. Also, there was an oven on the opposite wall. When I landed, I climbed into the jeep, hoping for some refuge. Little did I know that a hermit lived in the crater. He found me in the jeep, and disassembled me and turned me into a turret that he used to destroy the world. Somehow, as a turret, I told him to put me back into my original form, which was kind of a robot that looked like a Lego skeleton. I walked out of the door (which was in the wall of the crater) and there was the whole world's military force trying to get at me. The hermit, unbeknown to me, put a turkey in the oven. The military had started to chase me around, and I randomly found a Molotov Cocktail, and a rocket launcher. I used these things against the military, but they had no effect. Eventually, the turkey caught fire, and the hermit got really mad. He pulled the turkey out, but he said that it wasn't a problem, and he pulled another turkey out, that was perfectly cooked, but looked weird. I looked in the oven and saw some fries and chicken nuggets as well.

That's when I woke up, and I was really confused. I then went to lunch...