Just had to share this

I'm sorry guys, this isn't going to be a fantastical and somewhat hyperbolic anecdote as usual. I merely wish to share this little bit of joy taken from reference.thesaurus.com

Mind. Blown.

So, I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with Charlie Chaplin, but I found a speech today that he wrote. I'm kinda upset that I didn't know about this earlier. Text after the jump.

Remember, the safe word is BANANA!

So, I would like to share with you all a gem that some of my friends came up with not too long ago. Enjoy :
 (sorry I couldn't embed the video btw...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbDjnA1eITI&feature=share

Can you hear me?

So, the other day I had a revelation, and since I'm in a car with noting else to do, I'll share it with all of you dear and faithful followers. Well, by other day, I mean early this morning when, instead of sleeping like I should've been, I was talking with my parental units about this new movement I've noticed in religion, specifically Christianity. It's very prominent in my school, I'll admit and even flaunt. Don't get me wrong, I don't particularly agree with this particular movement, but I won't condemn people for going with it.  See, I'm kind of verge on pacifism when it comes to people's denominations and religions and all that. Mainly because I understand that I won't be able to change anyone, only they can change themselves. Either way, back to the main point.

Hello, for the third time tonight. I would like to complete the trifecta of dreams that I've started, mainly to appease my professor who has decided that I'm a good trinitarian for dropping three things in a row today in class. However that's neither higgledy nor piggledy. Enjoy:

Paris, Nevada, aliens and tigers. Must be a party!

I had this series of dreams once, almost like a movie saga or something... only not as epic.  Alright, here we go!

What? *Snooze*

Hokay, so here's what went down last semester one time.. read it as if it's a nice sunny Thursday in the middle of plant mating season.

The other morning, as I snoozed through chapel, periodically hitting the snooze button on my alarm, I had a rather interesting experience in my subconscious.  And here it is: