ONML Top Ten List #1

If any of you watch David Letterman (I hope I don't get caught by copyrite laws by saying his name….), you're probably familiar with his "Top Ten" section. Well, I decided that I would copy borrow his genius and put together lists at random of things…
Oh No My Life's Top Ten: Things I Learned At Work Tonight
1. Cake is made all the more delicious when it's shaped like Pikachu
2. Cicero was kinda awesome
3. Homework is always better when friends come visit you and you don't do it
4. Staring at books doesn't necessarily make them make sense
5. Tape is wimpy
6. Nobody really expects to see their purse hanging from the ceiling, even after they've been told it's going to happen
7. Pencils, in fact, do not need paperclip propellers.
8. Screwdrivers are still useful even if nothing needs to be screwed….
9. Screwdrivers can be used to bend paperclips
10. You should never expect to see a large group of girls with mustaches